Sorry, I Can’t. I’m Going Surfing with My Llama, Velveteen Plush Blanket Alpaca Gift

“Sure, I want to hang out, but you know what I want to do more?”

First clue: llamas.

Second clue: the beach.

Third clue: surfing at the beach with my llama.

This is the perfect gift for the sarcastic, the cool and the introverted. It’s for anyone who loves llamas, the ocean, or who loves blankets.

Give this to your son, daughter, mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, aunt, uncle, neice, nephew, cousin, second cousin removed, aunt from another planet, people you don’t know, people who love shiny things, people who love shiny things, anyone who needs some sunshine, and people who like blankets.